Postal 2 (stylized as POSTAL²) is a black comedyfirst-person shootervideo game by Running With Scissors, and it is the sequel to the 1997 game Postal.

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• Postal 2: Paradise Lost

Postal 2[edit]

• Postal Dude: I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first.

POSTAL 2: Paradise Lost is the third official expansion for POSTAL 2, serving as a sequel. Its story picks up 11 years after the events of Apocalypse Weekend while simultaneously retconning the events of Postal III. Ten years after his Apocalypse Weekend escapades, The Postal Dude finally returns! Paradise Lost is a full-fledged expansion pack for POSTAL 2 continuing the saga of the POSTAL series. Join the Dude as he ventures back into his former hometown embarking on a quest to find his lost dog.

• Postal 2: Paradise Lost doesn’t give the game a new engine or pretty graphics, but what it does add to the game is fun and varying gameplay situations. The amount of content is almost as much as Postal 2 itself contained when it came out such as, five new days of the week to do monotonous -but fun- tasks and murder civilians, an all-new.
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• Postal Dude: Here I was, just enjoying my Second Amendment rights, and you people have to freak out on me!

• Postal Dude: Guns don’t kill people. I do.

• Postal Dude: Hey I'm just trying to exercise my second-amendment rights here ya fuckin' Communist!

• Postal Dude: The gene pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine.

• Postal Dude: Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill races equally...

• Postal Dude: You probably thought you weren't gonna die today? Surprise!

• Postal Dude: I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even LIKE videogames...

• Postal Dude: Today's the first day of the end of your lives.

• Postal Dude: Did somebody slaughter a goat in here? Seriously, I wanna know. (After entering 'Lucky Ganesh All-American grocery store')

• Habib: Infidel! I crash a plane into your mother!

• Habib: Your mother is a goat that my father services!

• Habib: Thank you for Unclean visit! Now GET OUT! And come again please.

• Anti-book protestor: Save a Tree! Burn a Book!

• Parent for Decency: Games are bad! They make you mad!

• Krotchy: Krotchy ain't got no cojones. Krotchy IS cojones, bitch!

• Postal Dude: Ahh, that's the ticket. (When urinating)

• Priest: Have you dropped an offering in the offering box? (Postal Dude: 'Yes') Then you are forgiven.

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Postal 2: Apocalypse Weekend[edit]

• Vegetarian: Somebody call Pamela Anderson!

• Phraud Hogslop: Hey! That's my Gold Master that I don't have. Give it back! SECURITY!

• Zombified Mike J: I am Mike J, Kosher Mad Cow Zombie, God of Hellfire! All bow down, and worship my asscock!

Postal 2: Share the Pain[edit]

• Vince Desi: There's a position under my desk for your sister.

Postal 2: Eternal Damnation[edit]

Postal 2: Paradise Lost[edit]

External links[edit]

Postal 2: Paradise Lost Cover

• Encyclopedic article on Postal 2 at Wikipedia

Postal 2: Paradise Lost